Category: Satire
The boardroom. Emirates stadium. As the summer transfer season of 2023 gets underway the People Responsible for Arsenal’s Transfer Strategy ( P.R.A.T.S ), are holding…
June 2023. Mikel Arteta’s fourth season as Arsenal manager has concluded and the traditional end of season celebration is underway in a plush, undisclosed, London…
Well, I am day late to wish you a happy St Totteringham’s Day. As things stand, we have 75 points and Spu*s have 53. With…
January, 2023. Under the guidance of Mikel Arteta and his DOF, Edu, Arsenal have risen to the top of the premiership table. But despite this…
A secret office deep in the bowels of the Emirates stadium. With the transfer window well and truly open the People Responsible for Arsenal’s Transfer…
A luxurious mega yacht, anchored in the majestic Mediterranean, just off the shore of Mallorca. From a distance the scene is typical. Two wealthy tanned…
A secret office deep in the bowels of the Emirates stadium. With the season’s football having concluded it is time for the People Responsible for…
An exclusive 5 star London Hotel. The great and the powerful of Arsenal Football Club have assembled for the annual end of season awards night.…
The boardroom, Emirates stadium. A beautifully and tastefully decorated room in the traditional style. A red carpet, immaculate as the day it was first laid…
Deep in the bowels of the Emirates stadium a pale and clearly nervous Edu sits in a deserted office. In his hand is a charm,…