The ultimate test – the lessons to be unlearned

The ultimate test – the lessons to be unlearned

I wrote a 500 word article about the things Pep taught everyone around him and then it hit me that you can’t beat him to his own game, so I started fresh.

Two managers, playing the same brand of football with equally technical players drilled for years are set to face each other in a major cup final for the first time and we will see who outclasses whom. Both of ’em have been fighting for the Premier League with Mikel falling short of his guru every single fucking time – but could this be a season where he can win the title and a beat him in a cup final? It starts today.

First, you can’t beat Pep to his own game. If Mikel has a game plan totally based on what Pep taught him during his City game, it’s not going to end well for us. He has to ‘unlearn’ some of that, take a leaf out of Wenger’s attacking football, score a couple and park the fucking bus like Mourinho used to. If you can’t score one, you have your own set piece strategy, make use of that. I won’t mind us winning 1-0 from a corner because it has been ages since we won something of importance.

Some Pep v Mikel stats

Ever since Mikel took over as Arsenal manager, we have faced City 12 times in the Premier League, Pep won the first 7, while in the last 5 games – Mikel won 2 and we have shared points the other 3 times.

In the FA cup, Mikel beat him in the 2020 season semi finals when we went ahead to win the only title under him. We lost to them 1-0 in 2023 though in the 4th round.

In the Carabao Cup, we only faced City once where Pep outclassed Mikel in a thumping 4-1 win in 2020.

The only other game where they both faced wach other was the 2023 community shield which ended in a 1-1 draw and we won it with penalties but I don’t give a fuck about it. Let Pep count it as a major trophy because he believes it counted as a quadruple for him.

9 wins for Pep, 3 for Mikel while they both shared points for the other 4 times. Mikel has been able to get points of the City in recent years so it’s not as bad as it looks. There’s a chance today.

Team News

We look fine. Except for Odegaard and Timber, everyone is available while both of them will be assessed before the game. I think Eze will play ahead of Ode even if the captain is fit but we do need Timber to make it. White had looked rusty, I love him but I have more confidence in Timber recently.

Kepa has been the keeper of the Carabao Cup. The tradition calls him to play today while a team that’s looking to win a trophy should play the best XI available. Is Mikel picking up Raya ahead of Kepa – it would be an interesting decision from him. I would go with Raya. There is no need for emotional crap when there’s a trophy on the line. Pick your best XI and Kepa will get his medal if you win.

Gyokeres is certainly starting for me. I won’t mind if we go with Madueke in place of Saka since the starboy has struggled a bit recently form-wise.

Wrapping Up

Right, a win today will boost the confidence of the lads and will motivate them to win some more. We are doing well in all 4 competitions and today could be a deciding factor of how we end up in PL, CL and FA Cup.

We are already competing with City in the Premier League – 9 points difference with 7 games to go and City has a game in hand. There is an Etihad visit lined up for us, so they are still in the mix.

In the FA cup, there is a very high probability that we would face them in semis or finals. They play Liverpool while we are against Southampton in the Quarter Finals.

Today’s not the end of it. It’s only the beginning and whoever wins it, will count it as first and use it for motivation for the rest of the season.

See you during the game.

On another note, BBC and Netflix have ruined the Peaky Blinders movie. It’s shite.

202 Comments

  1. Ambarish K

    Pep probably telling his assistant and definitely showing his ex assistant that you all are shite.

  2. Marc

    Why the fuck is Martinelli not on the pitch?

  3. Ambarish K

    Marc

    You are a very optimistic person.

  4. Marc

    Ambarish

    Optimistic that Arteta’s going to fuck the PL yes – but that means we get Enrique and not only in the PL and CL but do it playing great football.

  5. The Real Vieira Lynn

    the scoreline makes sense based on the balance of play since about the 35 minute mark…our only chance is if Pep the chickenshit pulls back on the reigns too soon again

  6. NORG

    P:ep wont stop yet unlike o cautious one. he has already stuck the knife in – just needs to give it a twist.

    El B’s comment is sure to be we were the best team.

  7. Kroenkephobe

    Too fucking passive by far. We gave up on this game after about 30 minutes. What the fuck made Arteta think that would work?

  8. Marc

    Martinelli coming on is too little and 15 minutes too late.

  9. NORG

    Pep closing the game now – expect a counter.

  10. Marc

    The thing is City haven’t even been that good – they’ve just had a basic plan against a third rate manager.

  11. NORG

    33 years (and still counting) since we last won this trophy. I clearly remember Big Tony lifting the trophy and sticking chest out only to do the same a couple of months later.

  12. Marc

    Where the fuck was our midfield then?

  13. NORG

    Marc

    Pep has a Plan B El B only knows A

  14. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Pep’s clearly trolling MA with his overly animated gestures

  15. Marc

    And so it begins…..

  16. Marc

    “Pep’s clearly trolling MA with his overly animated gestures”

    That’s funny.

  17. The Real Vieira Lynn

    someone should tell MA that you need to score goals to win silverware…how embarassing against a side that has bled goals this season when they’ve had a makeshift backline

  18. Ambarish K

    Fucking shit way to end you weekend. Go fuck yourself Mikel.

    Raya should have started, Martinelli should have been on pitch after that first half, Havertz should have been subbed after 15 min. We lost it more than they won this

  19. The Real Vieira Lynn

    you know what Jose would say!!!

  20. NORG

    Ambarish
    You are wrong – Havertz shouldnt be starting – full stop.

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