Stay Humble, Eh?

Stay Humble, Eh?

No fucking way. No one has forgotten the last time we played City and Etihad. Man City took the lead in the 9th minute when Erling Haaland scored from the centre of the box. We took the charge and played some attacking football thereafter and Calafiori levelled up from his left footed shot from outside the box of an assist from Gabriel Martinelli in 22nd minute. We kept playing some good football till the half time. Things changed a lot in those extra minutes. Guess who was the referee? Michael Oliver!

Oliver decided to award a staggering 10 extra minutes for the first half. Gabriel Megalhaes scored a brilliant header first and just before the extra time ended, Oliver gave a very controversial second yellow to Leandro Trossard to send him off. Reason being, Trossard cleared the ball after a challenge on Bernardo Silva within a fraction of a second after Michael Oliver had blown the whistle. The same referee who had not given a second yellow to Mateo Kovacic in a previous encounter between the same teams because he didn’t want to influence the game badly, gave a second yellow for Arsenal because the player kicked the ball in less than a second before the whistle was blown. Also, we haven’t seen a yellow for kicking the ball away after that day.

We were down to 10 men and we had a whooping 45 minutes to play against a lethal attacking Man City. Mikel went full Mourinho and substituted Bukayo Saka with Ben White at the start of second half.

In the 65th minutes, Myles Lewis-Skelly got his first yellow card in Premier League without even making his debut. Imagine the hate from Michael Oliver for a player in red and white that he awarded a yellow for a player on the bench. It was not like MLS was fighting someone, or causing any trouble. He was shouting to his team mate. Yes, everyone on the touchline shouts. Every god damn fucking minute of the 90.

Anyways, it was a day of attack and defence. Gabriel gave his best while City attacking every other minute. We kept our cool, never looked nervy and with some luck, we managed to keep our 2-1 lead till the 90th. There were 7 extra minutes awarded to the game and we all knew what was coming after seeing that. John Stones scored the leveller for City in the 9th minute of 7 extra minutes and the scoreline read 2-2 at the end. Haaland believed, after the game, that he was the descendent of King Leonidas of Sparta and started giving lectures to Mikel Arteta to stay humble. After a 2-2 draw. At Home. Against a 10-men Arsenal. With Michael Oliver as their 12th man. He might be the most lethal striker on the planet, earning more than anyone else in footballing world, but that age showed in his behaviour.

Team News

We are playing City again, tomorrow. At a very crucial time when we need the win to keep ourselves in the title race. And this time, the war is at our home, and without Michael Oliver. We have not forgotten and we will add to their miseries.

Myles Lewis Skelly red card was rescinded so he is available to play. Raya missed the Champions League game against Girona with a muscular injury and will be assessed before the game. I don’t want to see Neto between the sticks, he was very poor and lacked confidence in our last game and we need David Raya back to calm the defence down.

The usuals, Ben White, Tomiyasu, Saka and Jesus will be missing out the game. Saka is the one we will miss the most, as he has been prolific on that right side and he has always been the main figure in big games. Hopefully, Nwaneri won’t let us miss him after his brilliant Saka-esque goal against Girona. I am hoping Raya starts in the goal with a back 4 of Timber, Saliba, Gabriel and Calafiori. We will most likely see a midfield of Odegaard, Thomas Partey and Declan Rice. Nwaneri should start at RW, Martinelli on the left and Havertz in the middle.

No show (yet) in transfer window?

Well, we haven’t done anything at all in the transfer window so far. Only a couple of days left before it shuts down, and we went to Aston Villa in the pursuit of Ollie Watkins with 60m GBP which was rejected. So, we have the money but we are looking for a profile. 60m and some change would get you Sesko, or Mbeumo but Arteta likes players who can do the defensive job and I don’t see him getting an outright predator anytime soon. Watkins bid was a strange one, we need it more than ever but no one would have expected Mikel would go after him after showing so much trust in Havertz.

In the press conference today, here’s what he had to say when asked about bringing a striker –

It doesn’t depend on us. We have the intention, purpose and ambition to try to help the team and support the squad to be better and to finish the season really strong, and we are actively trying to do that.

source : Arsenal.com

This confirms the club and the manager are aware that we are lacking up top. With only 2 days left before transfer window shut, we will know whether it’s just intention or if we do something in real.

Right, that’s me done. It’s going to be a great watch tomorrow, and I am pretty sure we will come out on top. We need the bragging rights for next 6 months, and I mean a 3-0 win bragging right, not a 2-2 at home against a 10-men bragging right.

Also, I am pretty sure non of those players and the manager has forgotten the child-like behaviour from Erling Haaland and the cunt-like behaviour from Bernardo Silva. I want to see them faces sulked, embarrassed and hopeless.

172 Comments

  1. Marc

    Kroenke

    Don’t its like losing to the Spud’s at the moment.

  2. Ambarish K

    Marc

    Not too bad.. thanks for asking. Hope everything is well with you.

    Manure is a shit show, so that’s some joy…

  3. Evening all trying to keep awake for this one..

  4. The Real Vieira Lynn

    “After rejecting Tottenham, Tel has two main choices if he wants to come to the Premier League. Manchester United are one, but Arsenal are the other. Before making his choice, the Bayern Munich forward wants to know how big a role he would play”

    Tel is not the answer, especially if MA does his best Oprah again and offers assurances up top, as that would likely derail our summer plans about going after one of the Striker targets we should have bought for cheaper last summer…just to show you how much monies we’ve spent on controlling narratives, the same author offered up this ridiculous claim, “Tel and Sesko are two of the most in-demand strikers this year”..I can’t remember one comment regarding Tel until just recently, when his people let it be known that his head could be turned…of course, to cover our manager’s ass, should he make a last second desperate maneuver again, they want it out there that these two are comparable Strikers, which simply isn’t the case…our clownish contrived behaviour knows no bounds

  5. Ambarish K

    I have a conspiracy theory regarding Mathys Tel. Mikel wants him ahead of anyone else because he is a 19 year old guy. Mikel would have a reason to keep him on bench in the name of development while Havertz keeps his place.

  6. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—I find that clothes pegs on my nipples does the job nicely…for stayiing up that is

  7. Marc

    TRVL

    I’m glad you clarified the reason for your use of clothes pegs!

  8. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Ambarish—that was his plan with Sesko, which is why he stayed at Leipzig…both of these players will want assurances before any move, so that won’t be the case…now that doesn’t mean that MA’s bestie won’t be on the pitch each and every match, he’ll just be paying in another position that he’s incapable of playing at a high level…the only wild card factor could be if Tel wants assurances on the left and not as a CF, which would leave us saddled with that gangly twat for the foreseeable future and Marts and/or Tross would be sold off, should Tel stay permanently

  9. Ambarish K

    TRVL

    I would hate to see any changes in the front 3 if it’s not Havertz.

    Marts does well. Saka is brilliant. We need a CF, it’s simple and we all know, but Mikel doesn’t.

  10. Ambarish K

    Tony

    Same for me, 10 PM kick off feels nice sometimes :))

  11. Kroenkephobe

    Or if you’re still feeling drowsy, get the jump leads out with the copper crocodile clips.

  12. Ambarish K

    Awesome, that’s 1st in 2 min.. 3 more to go..

  13. Marc

    Not a bad start!

  14. Kroenkephobe

    Hmm….a reasonably good start.

  15. Great stuff thanks guys that woke me up

  16. Ambarish K

    I would love MLS shouting Stay Humble, Eh in the face of Pep at the end, and Arteta saying it’s in the heat of the game in the press conference.

  17. Ambarish K

    Martinelli almost made it 2-0. Offside!

  18. Marc

    Even though that was offside it’ll still rattle City that we cut through them so easily again.

  19. Marc

    Ambarish

    It won’t be Pep who gets it – Haarling on the other hand will gets a serious amount of abuse.

  20. Marts needs to look across the line.

  21. The Real Vieira Lynn

    usual City waits untii the second half to give up such gifts, but I’ll gladly take it

    when I look around and see Bayern struggle to hold onto a 4 goal lead against a lowly side or I watch Espaynol beat Real or we see how poor City has been thus far, I just can’t help but think what might have been if MA had dealt with his business over the last couple of windows…we could be a the top of the European heap by now

  22. The Real Vieira Lynn

    usually City…

  23. Kroenkephobe

    Great tackle by TP

  24. The Real Vieira Lynn

    at the top…

    I chalk up my mistakes to a few early morning BT’s…my bad

  25. The Real Vieira Lynn

    we flop about way too fucking much for my liking

  26. Tross bossing it

    BT should be mandatory to watch The Arsenal, Vieira

  27. The Real Vieira Lynn

    when you watch this City side you can’t help but think about just how invaluable that spine of Rodri and KDB have been for Pep

  28. Back to regimented football until City equalise 👀

  29. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—it is!!

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