Round up before the NLD!

Round up before the NLD!

Well, it’s the North London Derby time. One of the best teams in the world is going to get into sh*t and hope to come out clean. September is a tough month for us, we already have dropped points against Brighton – thanks to the referees, and we are going to play Tottenham away next Saturday with City coming up next. With a bit of dent in our confidence, we need the win. I will go into the matchday details in a later post and let me use this one to vent out my frustration.

Declan Rice received 2 yellows and is suspended for the Tottenham game. Why? Because a ref decided to fuck up. I am not getting into the discussion of whether it was right or wrong call. If it was right, Joao Pedro did the same and should have been sent off as well and the game should have continued 10v10.

First off, Veltman appeared to quickly take the free kick but the ball was still moving, which makes it illegal. Ref should have had a talk with both players and should have said play on. If you are hell bent on giving a card, because it’s an Arsenal player, you miss (or ignore, choose your words) the illegality of that free kick that was about to be taken. And why was no card given to Pedro when he kicked the ball halfway through?

At this stage, we don’t even want the referees to be RIGHT. We just want them to be CONSISTENT in their POOR REFEREEING.

Saka had to say this to BBC Sport :

I thought it was a bit harsh for us. We just want some consistency. Joao Pedro booted the ball halfway across the pitch in the first half and got nothing for it, and Dec got the slightest touch and was sent off. It is what it is; I don’t want to put the whole game on the referee as we still had chances to win it. It has been a good start. Today is a disappointment, but it is a long season.
source : bbc sports

Mikel Arteta On Declan Rice’s red card…

I was amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed because of how inconsistent decisions can be. In the first half, there were two incidents and nothing happened. Then, in a non-critical area, the ball hits Declan, he turns around, doesn’t see the player coming and touches the ball. By law, he can make that call, but by law then he needs to make the next call which is a red card. So we play 10 against 11. This amazed me, at this level.
source:Arsenal.com

It’s such a shame that nothing has changed yet again this season. The ref was from Manchester and I don’t need to guess if it can affect your decisions on the field. It’s high time for neutral European referees who don’t care if you are playing in blue or red. The PGMOL is a circus that needs disbanding.

Right, that was on the ref. The next one is on Mikel.

We haven’t heard from Mikel yet but there were injury concerns for Odegaard and Timber. Declan Rice is out for sure because of the 2 yellows. It’s okay that we have Thomas Partey but we have seen drop in performance after the 60min mark. Against Tottenham, it’s going to be a high intensity game which require a very high level of concentration. Can Thomas do that for 90min? I doubt that. Jorginho, the same thing. So, we haven’t got a DM that can play 90 with the same intensity, our only RCM could be ruled out for the game and for LCM, we would be playing Merino – his first game in Arsenal color.

You see why I was worried when we sold ESR and loaned Vieira? Odegaard. If our captain picks up an injury, no one is their to do half his job. ESR was the closest, Vieira could have still covered but there’s no one else to cover that position. Declan Rice / Thomas Partey / Jorginho / Merino – fight for the other two positions.

Third – we needed a CF. We missed chances in the Brighton half. A proper CF would have converted atleast one. A scoreline of 1-1 with 10 minutes sounds like the best thing, but we could still have won had we converted.

Right, I was gone for a week celebrating my birthday in Jaipur, the pink city and a lot had happened before transfer window closed. We brought Raheem Sterling on loan from Chelsea. A move I would have hated if he was to be our first choice but everyone and their dog know that he is going to play those 20 min when Saka needs the rest. Mikel Merino finally made it, Calafiori was done deal long back, the deal for that Spanish goalkeeper collapsed so we loaned Neto for a season. Reiss Nelson left, Nketiah is gone, Vieira sent on loan and Aaron Ramsdale joined Southampton on a permanent deal.

A good clean up but I am not satisfied with the incoming. I don’t know we may have to start a fundraise to bring a CF to the club. That’s it for the day, I will be okay by next weekend and I’m sure we are going to enjoy a beautiful win against our arch rivals.

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121 Comments

  1. Good piece Ambarish

    Great game NZ v S Africa about to start

  2. The Real Vieira Lynn

    sorry Ambarish, but you can’t make up facts to fit MA’s usual “us against the world” narrative…he has enough people doing that for him already…even if JP had received a yellow for his similar-type actions that doesn’t mean he would have been sent off, as that incident was in the first-half and the yellow he received was in the second…now if he were already on a yellow, I might think differently

    Rice did several things one should never do when you’re on a yellow…he not only stepped in front of the ball, when there was no immediate threat, he likewise kicked the ball away, then proceeded to flop-about like he had been shot, likely hoping to shift the focus away from his previous actions…by doing this, he forced the ref to make some sort of decision…what did he expect would happen? did he think that the ref would only card the BHA player, even though his actions were totally predicated on Rice’s previous actions…that would be some cake and eat it too shit…he should have just casually angled his run in front of the ball, to slow things down a bit, then retreated quickly…of course, it seems harsh to have someone sent off so early, but when you’ve already been carded you can’t afford to act in such a naive and idiotic manner

    as for next weekend, we have several injury concerns, which could complicate matters in light of Rice’s suspension…Ode did take another knock while on international duty, albeit he played afterwards, so that appears somewhat hopeful…Calafiori likewise got hurt, although I’m not sure quite yet about the extent of his injury and Timber seems to be having a difficult time fully recovering from the injury that saw him miss the whole of last season…all that said, we should still be able to beat this Spurs team, at least based on what I’ve seen from them thus far…they should have Solanke back, but until they figure out their shit, from a tactical standpoint, we should be able to rollout a lineup that’s not our best and still win the day…look for Sterling to be in the starting 11…the only question is who will be the sacrificial lamb this time around

  3. Killroy-TM

    Ambarish, we are becoming the laughing stock in the footballing world because we always blame the Refs when loosing points. Why do City and Pool supporters don’t have that stigma, because City and Pool try to score enough goals to make Ref foul ups irrelevant. Our attack is anemic atm, and we have screamed for a competent CF for years, and here we are still in the same situation even though knowing this deficiency for seasons now.

    In the Brighton game the Ref was a cunt, but this was never about inconsistency it was always about how to mitigate Refs screwing us over. You already know that Refs have it in for us at times by making wrong decisions, but Rice having a brain fart by kicking the ball away didn’t help because it now gave the Ref an opportunity to fuck us over. Rice needed to get out of the free kick area ASAP because Veltman was out to get him booked.
    Rice forgot 3 things:
    1. He was on a yellow card.
    2. The next game is the NLD
    3. Coning a Ref into booking someone else is a bookable offense.
    Hopefully El B will tell him off and make clear that having brain farts are non negotiable, but then look who is talking, the master of brain farts.

    Watched the Germany Nations league game and Havertz had a below average game. Twice hitting the wood work and putting a massive chance wide. But than he is good at drawing penalties by dragging his legs to make contact. What a deal paying £67mil but not for us but for Chelsea. There are clear possibilities for going into the NLD with critical injuries on top of the Rice suspension, hopefully the Sp*ds will be spursy

  4. Morning all I enjoyed the Kiwia v Springboks instead of watching the usual England boredom.

    Ambarish I skimmed your post last night and didn’t really pick up on your version of the Rice red but thought you sounded more like Pedro than your old self. A week celebrating your Bday has taken its toll with reality, but you’re forgiven blog meister for writing with a hangover.

    TRVL & Kilroy have helped you see the err of your ways so I won’t add to the true events we all witnessed. I also don’t hold with the tin foil helmets brigade that Mancurian refs are biassed towards us; it’s a convenient excuse.

    Now we are on wings and prayers our injury list sorts itself out before the NLD.

    What I’ve seen of Spuds this season they look poor overall but this is the NLD where everything is left on the pitch.

    It’s like a cup final, very difficult to predict because of the bragging rights from our tribalism……..

  5. KP
    Haverford County West losing 0:1 after what you said sounded like a close game. Was it hearts in the mouths stuff? Was hoping to see you’d got the win or draw.

  6. Ambarish K

    TRVL

    We just need the consistency at this stage. How many times have a decision gone against us and completely ignored for some other team.

  7. Ambarish K

    Killroy

    Good to see you. Agree with what you said, Rice should have been more careful after being on a yellow already, and we should have scored more goals. Hell, if we were clinical we would have won with 10 players even. But that doesn’t negate the fact that we are often on the other side of the stick.

  8. Ambarish K

    Tony

    Haha, it’s not just us, wolves moved a motion to remove VAR completely earlier because they were in a similar situation. The least we can do, is put some pressure via Saka, Manager, Club, Fans so that some of those bad decisions atleast don’t go ‘against’ us if they are not going in our favor. If Rice was a yellow, Pedro should have gotten a yellow.

  9. You had me worried, Ambarish, as I had visions of you morphing into AFC forever or something from LG. We would have to have saved you from yourself………

    Consistency, I’m 100% with you on that. Apart from the Rice incident I thought VAR has improved from review times to getting most right quickly. A move in the right direction.

    AI refs shouldn’t be impartial, so may that is the way forward…….

    Not sure about the NLD……..

  10. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Ambarish—I think it’s a bit more nuanced than that…instead of wasting so much time and energy conjuring up excuses for our cock-ups, MA should be dedicating every available minute on upping his tactical game…it’s one thing if he had his paid hacks spreading these sorts of low hanging fruit narratives, but when the manager himself stands in front of the world, with his tin foil hat firmly in hand, and constantly perpetuates the same nonsense, it’s a rather unbecoming look for an organization who wants to be taken seriously again…he should fucking know better, especially considering what transpired here when Wenger adopted a very similar post-match approach, during his latter years…tbh I absolutely deplore the fact that he’s always on the make, as the last thing we need is another built-in excuse for failure…not to mention, even if you did believe that the officials were collective out to get us, why would anyone think that these sort of public dressing downs would remedy that situation…in fact, logic would suggest that this would actually inflame matters

  11. Kroenkephobe

    Hi Tony
    It wasn’t the narrowest of 1-nil defeats I must admit. They had a number of other chances. County had some too but they weren’t as clear cut. Still, our lads really fought hard to the very end and I was proud of them. The manager has a brilliant tactical mind unlike Arteta!

    A couple of away games next against Flint and Aberystwyth with a cup tie in the middle. The fixture computer has been tough on County this year. Imagine Arsenal’s first six fixtures were against City, Liverpool, Manure, Spuds, Villa and the Barcodes and you’ll get the idea. The next few games are more straightforward against teams weaker on paper at least . My second trip to Flint this season (they do a ground share like County are at the moment). Right up in the far, NE corner of Wales, within sniffing distance of merseyside. My trusty hip flask, a decent book, a few cans and some dried out sandwiches will sustain me for the 5 hour saga. Junior and I have joined the travel club so no driving. 5 quid to join and 15 quid for the bus. 🚌🚌🚌Life at the other end of football is great fun.

  12. Brilliant, KP. Really happy for you both, sounds like fun with good energy.

  13. Marc

    “we already have dropped points against Brighton – thanks to the referees”

    Sorry Ambarish but that is incorrect. We were at best poor in the first half if we had a competent manager we would have A) been leading by a bigger margin when Rice was sent off and B) would have managed the sending off better.

    As for the sending off Rice was on a yellow card and kicked the ball away – yes the ref didn’t book the Brighton player in the first half for doing the same and we’ll see dozens of examples where players kick the ball away this coming weekend and aren’t punished but there’s a simple rule when dealing with refs.

    Don’t give them a chance to make a stupid decision and be an even bigger cunt than normal.

  14. The Real Vieira Lynn

    on a bit of a side note, I read a couple interesting and rather informative articles this morning about the behind-the-scenes shit show known as Chelsea FC…it appears as if the public face of the club, Uncle Todd, hasn’t been behind most of their fucked up footballing decisions…I was under the misguided perception, like most others, that Clearlake Capital, who owns 61% of the club, was a “silent” partner, but since Poch’s dismissal new information has emerged…in fact, one of Clearlake’s co-owners, Behdad Eghbali, is pulling most of the strings…if this is true, I actually feel for the fatheaded American fuck, as he’s not only been battered by fan and foe alike, he’s likely been made ot bend the knee in the boardroom…sounds as if this situation is becoming so untenable that Uncle Todd might be sent packing fairly soon, albeit with a super-sized cheque in hand, so I’m sure he’ll get over it

  15. TRVL
    Why would you buy a company where 61% is owned by another entity?

    More money than sense sounds like. I wondered why Marina left maybe it’s to do with the main owners?

    As for us? Waiting on news for the impending NLD of our walking wounded……….

  16. Marc

    Tony

    For reasons that are beyond me people seem to think the amount of money in the PL means that all of the clubs either make huge profits or would if they were run by someone else.

    The simple truth is most clubs keep just on the side of FFP rules etc and do not make huge amounts of money for their owners to take dividends out of. A lot of it is foreign owners who just don’t understand what they’re buying into – remember when the Venky’s bough Blackburn at the end of their first season someone had to explain what relegation was.

  17. Marc
    True, although Manure seems to keep the entire Glazier family well fed with US$ from the club. Our club’s now worth far more than the Kroenke’s bought it for or have invested in with leverage money.

    For the most part that’s true unless you’re Tony Bloom.

    LIR
    For a lot of the TW I banged the lack of MF drum incessantly, in the hope that it would miraculously have us changing tack and buying Eze, but we bought the cut price, on special offer of the supposedly strongly robust Merino who is now injured.

    I bitterly complained that an injury to Ode would derail our PL winning season not that we are firmly on the said rails having dropped 2 unnecessary points.

    From the DM:

    “Arsenal hit with major injury blow as captain Martin Odegaard limps off in agony with ankle injury just six days before the north London derby against Tottenham
    Odegaard suffered an ankle blow with Norway days before Arsenal’s Spurs clash
    Mikel Arteta is faced with a growing catalogue of injuries ahead of big games”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13831309/Arsenal-Martin-Odegaard-ankle-injury-Tottenham.html

    Low and behold it has happened and we have to wait with baited breath to see the seriousness of Ode’s ankle injury with the Norway manager saying it looks bad!

    It’s possible we’ll go into the Spud’s game without Ode and Rice who will get an enforced rest.Jorginho is not the ready replacement who Spuds will run the sloth like Jorginho ragged. We don’t have another MF other than Nwaneri – so will he have the impact ESR had for us during that fateful Xmas period?

    He has the talent plus.

    We have Atlanta away mid week and then City away next weekend that is looking like Ode will miss both games or be played with injections perhaps?

    We’ll have to see, but with El B looking more like Wenger 2:0 without the quality football, so will Ode go the way of our Jacky Boy Wilshire under El B, I seriously hope not.

    More on the NLD later when we know who is most like to start……..

    The reality staring at us is in the next 2 weeks we could have dropped 8 PL points where drop 12 points, and it will be impossible to win the league for us well before Xmas.

    Every Gooner needs to pray to his or her god for Ode’s injury to be healed quickly…….

    El B and fanboys will have their excuses now………….

  18. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—if Ode can’t go, I would suspect that Havertz will play in the midfield, especially if Jesus is finally available…if not, I wouldn’t be surprised if Sterling started up top, with Jorginho in a more advanced role and Partey playing deeper, along side an inverted Timber…hopefully Marts gets the start on the left, as a front 3 of RS, Saka and Marts, could make some hay on the counter, if MA took the handbrakes off a bit…of course, he might try to employ the same toothless plan we saw against Porto, City and Bayern late last season, but I’m not sure we have the personnel to pursue that course of action

    in other injury news, it looks like Calafiori left the Italian camp after his rather bizarre injury, which means he could be shelved for an undetermined period…considering our injury-related history, it was only a matter of time before our luck ran out…last year, minus Timber, we lost relatively few man games, when it came to our “best” 11, but that was never going to last, epsecially in light of how much MA has relied upon a fairly static lineup…this is why it was so pertinent that we dealt with our transfer businesss in a timely manner…not only to get everyone on the same page before week 1, but to likewise make sure those coming in are actually “game ready”

    I would imagine that both Calafiori and Merino experienced a very atypical preseason due to the mitigating circumstances…neither played that much at the Euros, as Italy was knocked out fairly early, plus Calafiori was suspended for their last match, and Merino was really only a 20 minute/match sub, then both were given an extended break following…not to mention, when they did return to their respective clubs both were shrink-wrapped due to the commonly held belief that they were on the move…so the fact that they’ve both faced some injury concerns isn’t surprising whatsoever

  19. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Sterling is far more match fit than the other two, even though he came in last, as he played a lot throughout the preseason, which is likely why he was so shocked by his “healthy scratch” designation

  20. All makes sense TRVL, Jorginho in AM land is a concern as he’ll be targeted for his lack of pace. I’d prefer to give Nwaneri the AM nod. Jesus will also be not match fit. Partey at 6 with Nwaneri at 7, Havertz at 8 and Sterling at 9 is our best available for me.

    Spuds will feel more confident with our missing 2 out of 3 in midfield

    I thought at the end of last season we’d got lucky with injuries.

  21. Marc

    I don’t know why you’re worried – we’ve got ESR ready to go.

  22. Marc

    Of course the fan boys will make all the excuses for Arteta as its all terrible luck and not his fault after all the other teams never have players sent off or injured.

  23. Just read the Norway manager saying he doesn’t expect Ode to be available for the next internationals on October 10. I thought every 4 weeks now we have international breaks?

    It’s just plain stupid. Why not stop for 4 weeks in the winter, and then do a mini league and get all the games done in 4 weeks.

    Then leave the home leagues to play without meaningless breaks. Forget friendlies. It’s the clubs who produce the stars for their countries and pay their wages and upkeep.

    That’s off the top of my head but I’m sure something better to be worked out that gives clubs a winter break, too.

  24. Marc
    ESR was always going to come back and bite El B. As TRVL said we had very few injuries last season but fanboys conveniently forget there is also a law of averages. Our players averages are much higher from red zone playing.

  25. Our Señor Emery is convinced he can turn Jhaon Duran from Chicago Fire in America into a world class striker in 12 months. When has El B ever said such a thing?

    “Aston Villa ‘rejected FORTY offers for a highly-rated youngster’ during the summer transfer window… with Unai Emery convinced he can turn the star, 20, into one of the best in the world.

    Aston Villa boss Unai Emery is reportedly very excited about one young striker Villa received widespread interest over the summer and rejected multiple offers”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13833181/Aston-Villa-rejected-FORTY-offers-highly-rated-youngster-summer-transfer-window-Unai-Emery-convinced-turn-star-20-one-best-world.html

  26. Marc

    If that’s ligament damage he could be out from weeks to months – our season (which hasn’t been very impressive to put it mildly) will quickly turn sour.

  27. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—I wasn’t expressing my selection preferences, just what I thought might happen….I would likewise start Nwaneri in the derby, if Ode isn’t available, as I think he would make more sense than Kai in that right-sided role…we have quite an upcoming schedule, with 3 crucial away games in the next 7 days and 7 total matches in the next 21 days, so the sooner we start handing minutes to our bench players the better, as we might need to rely upon several of them in the coming weeks…of course, the next 3 weeks likely won’t define our whole season, but it could definitely set the tone…hopefully MA will somehow grow a pair before we run this gauntlet or we could be in for some overtly boring gameplans, which could prove problematic, as those tend to be more physical affairs and that could lead to further injuries…Cheers

  28. TRVL
    I thought your selection choices were what El B would choose, and also saw it that way. My addition was what and I you would would prefer as El B’s tactical and selection critics.

    We’ve both been highly critical once again of our TW. If we compared our buys to a Monopoly board, we bought London Stations while other teams, such as City with Ilkay, got Pall Mall and similar.

    Now our trains are running badly with break downs.

    I Was banging the biggest timpani drums all summer about our MF and the need for an Ode injury stand in. Eze was the obvious choice who we could have easily afforded instead of Merino and Calafiori.

    I think Eze’s buyout clause was about £63m? The perfect MF and false 9 Swiss Army Knife player. An attacking force not really noted for his defensive work, but that’s why we have enough DMs in the squad. El B allows Partey to give Rice freedom as 8, but doing so with Eze would be far more goal prosperous.

    Nwaneri can because he got the minutes last season to be ready this season ….. oh wait …….. I was only dreaming; that is what Klopp or Pep and Emery would do. El B hasn’t got the far in his rookie 101 how to be generational book.

    Got a few hundred chapters to go as he’s still working his way through Sunday league tactics and player recruitment.

    I’m no all seeing mystic who can see the future, I just looked at the law of averages that Ode would miss games this season through injury. The kid has been played to death by club and country, so it was inevitable he would be sidelined through injury at some stage this season. The same as it is believed that after every 40K miles driven it is deemed likely the driver will have an accident be it minor or otherwise. I read once that 40K miles was the accident benchmark.

    Had Nwaneri got a few games under his belt last season after his very decent showing with the few minutes he did get, he would be ready for the NLD, and give Spuds something new to deal with. Nwaneri has 2 quick feet and has the Kanu glide if you know what I mean even without the Kanu lengthy gait, and size 15 plates of meat.

    With Jorginho, everyone and their dog knows his ponderous play, and also potential slide rule passes if he has enough time on the ball. The skills are still there, but in PL pace terms he operates in slo mo and easily nullified and dispossessed, which with our inverted walk-about fullbacks, is worrying and too much added pressure for Saliba and Big Gabs especially getting flustered when facing tricky pacy forwards.

    Our biggest plus is Arry is in Germany. The lisping, easy crumbling diver isn’t our problem any more, and Son is a fading star who is still dangerous, but I feel now a little off the PL pace this season.

    Our biggest problem is El B trying to overcomplicate in making missing stars’ compensations. It wouldn’t surprise me if El B wasn’t running musical chairs to get the starting line up. Our new keeper started as a 9, I believe. I hope no one told El B.

    We will have to wait until around 1pm Sunday to see how we are going to line up to be able to hazard some form of prediction.

    But, back to Ode and our Swiss cheese midfield now Ode is missing, and inverters not working because Ange Knows what’s coming. Not that they work anyway – remind me what have we won with this overplayed tactic Pep dropped 2 seasons ago?

    Spuds down in 10th and misfiring means nothing in this NLD game because bragging rights are up for grabs. NLDs are lottery cup final games – each and every one of them, same Pool and Toffees and Manure and Shitty.

    These games come down to who wants it more and dominates most controlling the frantic paced game.

    We can only dominate for short periods in the first half generally. After about 30 minutes we fade from our gung-ho, guns blazing assault on our opponents, where they know if they can contain us, and keep the score level or be down by a goal by half time, they know they can get at us in the second half as Wolves, Villa and Brighton did and who were lucky not to take points from us.

    Now we have City and NLD with Atlanta away in the middle minus Ode, Merino and Calafiori. Let’s hope no more are added to our walking and crutch aided wounded from training.

    In other Havertz ass blowing smoke news, the German manager has stated that he believes Havertz is going to be elite and world class in several positions soon.

    Now, the Germans are not normally noted for their humour, but their manager sounds like a right comedian.

    Had me laughing with that one ………….

    Have a good one LIR.

  29. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—I thought that might have been the case…just thought it best to clarify…agree with your Ode take…in fact, we’ve been quite fortunate that Norway has been piss-poor on the international scene or he likely would have been injured much sooner…if Ode isn’t available, I have a feeling that Jorginho will play a more advanced role, as he can pick a pass on occasion…surely he’s the far more more palatable option, considering MA’s risk-averse tendencies, which is why many of our most prominent academy pieces have sought opportunities elsewhere

    I’m likewise a strong proponent of your Eze initiative…unfortunately he doesn’t fit MA’s MO, as he’s a player who tends to be selfish in front of goal, which certainly isn’t a negative, he can score from distance, so he could likewise be our first set piece specialist in quite some time, and he can also create his own chances in tight quarters on occasion, which could be an invaluable quality against all those bus parking fucks…frankly I’m quite astonished that no one triggered his release clause, so maybe he wasn’t actively advocating for a move away…personally I’m of the belief that City would have been more aggressive in their approach if Gundo hadn’t been gifted to them…funny things is, we opted for the older, less clinical option, at least nowadays, when we brought in Sterling, which makes me wonder why we didn’t aggressively pursue that sort of profile piece during the off-season…as for all the bullshit about us getting Sesko and Nico next summer, I highly doubt that, unless they have shit seasons…if we can’t get them when the ask is significantly lower and there’s less real competition for their services, why would we be more successful should those two variables drastically change

  30. TRVL
    There were City noises about Eze but as you say Ilkay filled the void perfectly if you can call it a void?

    After being spurned by all his forward line choices, and then having to bargain basement shop what we didn’t need, you can imagine that El B thought Sterling was a “hallelujah” moment when he heard his first love and protege was surplus to requirements having been ceremoniously dumped in the nuclear bin by Maresca and told to fond another club.

    El B, the being spurned lover by the many he had courted with Edu, he knew that Sterling would still love him to run back into his mentor’s arms again.

    You can picture at the Emirates to the Love Story music – the slo mo of El B and Sterling running towards each other gayly hopping in air to wave at each other, with that knowing love in their eyes of their earlier time together. What a sight that must have been.

    Now, there is just a small matter of can Sterling deliver? Pizza, Chinese and Indian sure, but what about goals and assists I hear you ask, as is my own thinking? Can Sterling still do those jinxing little runs at pace into the box and then go arse akimbo at the merest hint of a breezy touch by a defender. Didn’t he do same to our hapless Xhaka in the box for a pen?

    Prime Sterling at City were dazzling and Oscar filled performances brought 18, 17, 20 10 and 13 goal seasons from 32 games a season with 32 assists, so not too shabby at all.

    However, at the Chavs his tallies tanked to 2022/23 6 PL goals and 3 assists from 28 PL games. 2023/24 he was similar with 8 PL goals and 4 assists from 31 games.

    It’s easy to see why he wasn’t fancied, so El B has rekindled his love affair with his first student, so let’s hope El B and Sterling can revive Sterling’s flagging career and deliver with goals and assists; the Oscars I could do without with cameras everywhere and refs adopting the letter of he law.

    Looking forward to Sterling wreaking havoc against the Spud’s defenders if we can get him the service.

  31. Marc

    Reports that Ode will miss both the Spud’s and City with the ankle injury taking 3 weeks to heal.

  32. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—after such an underwhelming window, considering our sloth-like maneuvering and how many of our supposed first choices totally rejected MA’s advances, he needed something that could be packaged to the fanbase in a favourable light…Sterling fit that script perfectly, especially for those who were already well within his camp…not only did they have a previous connection, he was likewise in the store window at MA’s favourite department store, at a vastly reduced price to boot…now if you’re under the misplaced belief that MA’s has done a stellar job when he’s conducted business with our crosstown rivals, then you’ll be happier than a pig in shit over this 11th hour get, but if you think that MA has spent far too much monies on our main competitor’s sloppy seconds, this will feel like the cherry on MA’s shit sundae

    as for myself, I sit somewhere in between these two extremes…he could have done worse, especially if the wage rumours are to be believed, as RS could rediscover his form of a few years back, but he could have done much better by triggering Nico’s or Eze’s release clauses a month or so back, then worked diligently to get either one under contract in a timely fashion…this would have been a statement of intent both for the now and the future

    the fact remains, regardless of our back-to-back 2nd place finishes, in arguably the best League in world football, MA can’t seem to attract players of any real consequence to the Emirates; keeping in mind that Ode was a coin toss proposition at that time, Rice wanted the kind of assurances no one else would have agreed to, at least not at that price point, and both Calafiori and Merino weren’t the kind of players that “big” clubs wouldn’t exceed their internal evaluations to acquire…so why aren’t we considered an attractive option, unless we offer up assurnaces and massive wages? there’s only one plausible explanation, no one truly buys all the managerial hype that we’ve spent so handsomely on over the last couple of years…so although I hope that Sterling comes good, I wouldn’t be surprised if he shit the bed when it mattered most…sad part is no matter what transpires we will undoubtedly be inundated with a whole host of Havertz-like positive storylines along the way, which will be infuriating if he too fails the all-important eye test

    btw, it sounds like those within the Norwegian medical camp are suggesting that Ode could be out for 3 weeks or so…not sure how much stock I would put in this preliminary report, but any time missed will be very problematic in light of our upcoming packed schedule

  33. Well reasoned TRVL.

    The word today in the Mirror is that the initial scan shows no damage so the early prognosis may be a little hasty and Ode could be fitter City?

    I’m hoping this isn’t PR spin for Ode to be rushed back early as is El B’s propensity when under the pump.

    “Arsenal handed Martin Odegaard injury boost ahead of North London derby
    Arsenal captain Martin Odegaard was injured on international duty whilst playing for Norway this week and is now a doubt for Sunday’s North London Derby against Tottenham and possibly further matches to come”

    “Arsenal are hopeful Martin Odegaard is NOT facing a lengthy lay-off.”

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/martin-odegaard-injury-latest-update-33647546

    If Ode is back for City, I hope he is 100% fit and recovered or we’ll risk an even more lengthy lay off if not season ending damage.

  34. Kroenkephobe

    The news we were all waiting for …Amazing³ has put pen to a three year deal. As the BBC report says, in rather unflattering terms, he’s won 2 community shields and an FACup. As dear old Ian Dury would have said, ‘What a Waste’.

  35. NORG

    KP
    not a reason to be cheerful now our half clever bastard has signed on for another 3 years. He can still be sacked.

  36. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Unless there’s some sort of release clause baked into this contract, which seems incredibly unlikely, he ain’t going anywhere for at least the next two seasons…at 20 million per he could pull a Spud-like shit surprise in Stan’s master fucking bedroom and still be on the sidelines the following weekend…talk about horrible timing considering our injury issues and upcoming schedule…I would imagine it was MA’s people who read the room and reached out, just in case things were to go sideways over the next few weeks

  37. So our generational at failure has another 3 years with 12 month of his existing contract to run. That’s the staggering nonsense that has just transpired they couldn’t wait to reward failure with a pay hike close to Pep’s deal.

    Sounds to me as if they’ve already bought into the injury excuses that could very well derail our season before Xmas leaving El B with another safety net to go into next season unless he really gets found out this season badly enough for Daddy to clip junior’s wings and finding him another smaller entity run.

    Another 4 years of El B?

    What do you say blog mister? This deserves a new post with the NLD preview, nes pas?

    It was inevitable with the board we have, so we shouldn’t feel that outraged, but I feel sick to my stomach knowing we’re going to have to endure El B for longer than is necessary unless, of course, he wins the PL this season.

    Right then, Sterling to the rescue…….

    I thought this was apt:

    “Clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right of me here I am stuck in the middle with you……..”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU

  38. Marc

    The Kroenke’s are honestly worried Pep could go and twat would be on their radar to replace him so gave him a new contract.

    Arteta will have to be forcibly removed from Arsenal – it’ll be interesting just how much of a bucket of cold water Slot finishing above us this season his first with a tiny transfer spend will be to the Kroenke’s.

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