Derby Day – F*ck the Spu*s!

Derby Day – F*ck the Spu*s!

Of course I am pretty excited for the North London Derby tomorrow at Shite Hart Lane, hence the title. To make it more interesting, Manchester United has just beaten City 2-1 at Old Trafford. I have never been happy in my life seeing United win except for today. Not letting City have those 3 points means there will a minimum of 5 points difference after tomorrow’s North London Derby. I am pretty confident we gonna improve that point difference to 8 f*king points!

We need to win tomorrow and we will! We are in some great form, Spu*s have been shit and ESR is back. A backline of White, Gabriel, Saliba and Zinchenko.. fully fit midfield of Partey and Xhaka and the front 4 of Saka, Odegaard, Martinelli and Eddie will going to be too much for the Tottenham. Our Captain, Martin, has won the Premier League Player Of The Month and Mikel, the manager of the month for Nov/Dec; Saka and Martinelli has been high on confidence and playing some of the best football of their life; Eddie has been scoring and didn’t let us miss Jesus till now. I’m sure they would be buzzing for a North London Derby and I’m sure they all want to score tomorrow.

On top of that, we will have ESR on bench, who comes as a sub and makes an instant impact. We have a fully fit Tomiyasu and Tierney in case we need them. Midfield has been a concern but I am not in a mood to complain today.

There are couple of things to worry. We haven’t won against Spu*s in our last 8 PL games at Sh*te Hart Lane, having lost 6 and sharing points on other 2 occasions. We need to change that. The other concerning thing is the refereeing and Kane/Son going down like they love the smell of the grass. If you are an Arsenal fan, you know at some point there will a tiny touch from one of our players, a dive from Kane or Son and Referee pointing to the spot. VAR will not find it important to take a look, or even if they do, they will use only couple of angles which lets the penalty stand and they score. Unfortunately, that’s what happens!

Irrespective of it, I am excited for the Derby. A 4.30 PM start for our UK readers (10 PM Indian Standard Time) is a perfect way to end weekend with a win and 8 point lead at the top.

Lets do it, lets thrash them! Lets go for the league.

265 Comments

  1. Almuniasaynomore

    Keane looks like he’s angling for a role in the next reboot of Ned Kelly. Ever read Peter Carey’s ‘true history of the Kelly gang’ kp? Unusual and enjoyable.
    I see a profligate Arsenal winning one nil. Combination of wasted chances and De Gea brilliance. Ramsdale to be redundant.
    Just hope Xhaka doesn’t decide to put manners on McTomminay.
    Wolves didn’t give us a run for our money today at all. The city chase is on. Time to hit back!!

  2. Kroenkephobe

    Highlights from LG today. This from legendary communicator, future pullitzer prize winner and chief Arteta fanboy Pedro

    Arsenal needs to make themselves bonified title contenders.

    Duh! Obviously not a Latin scholar and still not qualified to talk about himself in the 3rd person (as he’s started to).

    And there’s a new poster there called ‘Nelson Vivas’s weak moustache’ which I quite liked.

  3. Kroenkephobe

    Fuck. The pink bomber jackets are back!

  4. Almuniasaynomore

    Good to see Cesc. I still love him. Never blamed him for going to Chelski, rightly or wrongly I put that one on Wenger. Was Arsenal’s greatest loss since losing chippy at his peak.

  5. Kroenkephobe

    I gave up on Peter Carey after ‘Oscar and Lucinda ‘ but I’ll look it up.

    Ever seen Dusk til Dawn? Keane would go down well in the Titty Twister…

    De Gea is Manure’s Almunia… You can take it to the bank.

  6. We’re rampant and looking good.

  7. Kroenkephobe

    Good start! Fair enough but I do BH lame Cesc over going to Barca. It was Incean in its awfulness.

  8. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—as you must be well-aware by now, I’m rarely at a loss for words, so my “contraction” had far more to do with issues related to my online conditioning than being fearful of offering up too much personal information…that said, I do appreciate your thoughful and insightful words…over the years, I’ve noticed that it’s become rather commonplace for some to exaggerate their personal accomplishments as a means to either big-up other posters or as an obvious counter to those who wrongly suggest “who are we” to second guess the actions of this or our former manager…as such, when I reread my comment, I felt that it pertinent, rightly or wrongly, to make a minor adjustment in the wording used, so as to maybe make my statement more palatable for those whom I might have rubbed the wrong way… of course, you can’t please everyone all the time, but I fully understand how posting is a very nuanced undertaking, so sometimes expressing some self-awareness and/or clarity can provide some oft-needed context for those on the receiving end of the equation…thanks again and take care

  9. Our normal 20 to 30 minutes of blistering pace has been limited to 8 minutes.

    Going to be a tough game

  10. Hoopah.

    Takes till now
    1- Man U got a hang of Martinelli feints at high speed. Defender not committing
    2- Plan is to wind up Gabriel and try to get number advantage when he gets sent off
    3- Arteta not wised up yet

  11. Now we’ll see what we’re made of

  12. Almuniasaynomore

    Fucking Rashford again. Test of character now that’s for sure.

  13. Kroenkephobe

    No need to panic, and little that could have been done about that shot. Partey was trying to thread Saka through so no fault there for me.

  14. Ambarish K

    Beauty ❤️

  15. That’s better and we’re made of strong stuff.

    Almunia you ok? 🙏

  16. Almuniasaynomore

    The speed of that sends all the right signals. You’ve upset us. You’re in for it!!

  17. The Real Vieira Lynn

    bright start, but a little too eager to sit-in as soon as possession is conceded in our own end…simply can’t allow Rashford time and space, as he’s on a heater right now…several times already this match our momentum has been negatively impacted by Xhaka’s incessant need to pass everything to our forwards back foot, so they have to stop and regroup before pushing forward…would love to see the percentage difference between ManU shots/shots on target versus ours, as we must become vastly more clinical in and around the box…I feel a bit for Marts, as he’s definitely going to feel the pressure of Trossardwaiting in the wings, as there’s no way our manager would be savvy enough to use our new acquisiton in place of Xhaka…nice to see an equalizer though!!

  18. Hoopah.

    Our set piece coach is worth his wright in gold, not to detract from Eddie fox – in-the-box movement
    1-1
    We are back

  19. Kroenkephobe

    Eddie Unket. Wan-Biscuitbarrel rooted to the spot. Headed goal!

  20. Kroenkephobe

    Ferguson = Father Jack = driiink/girls/feck

  21. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Arteta has to start acting like he’s been there before…he’s too much of an attention whore on the touchline for me…even in that incidence Saka was informing the ref that that was the 2 time the defender had come through the back of his legs, meanwhile MA’s popping off with 4 fingers waving in the air…he’s staring to become our sideline Xhaka, which isn’t a good look

  22. The Real Vieira Lynn

    starting to become

  23. The Real Vieira Lynn

    I like White’s aggression in the final third, which is the only reason he should start ahead of Tomi, minus the obvious financial implications, but he’s really got to work on his 1 v. 1 moves if he’s going to provide Saka with the required protection

  24. The Real Vieira Lynn

    that Partey giveaway on the counter shows just how desperately we need some more directness in our attack…if we can’t find anyone running in more centrally located channels, the opposition certainly doesn’t have to worry about our abililty to diversify our attack

  25. The Real Vieira Lynn

    I really do worry for Marts, as he’s never been the manager’s preferred option, until the alternatives ran dry, and I can see MA trying to overcompensate for the whole Mudryk for Trossard gig, which could mean a short leash for GM…hope not, but I fear this will be the case

  26. Martinelli needs someone to play with, he’s often isolated of give and goes quick touch football, Saka enjoys with Ode and ESR before him. As you say TRVL Trossard’s natural position is 8.

    Hoping we see LT early in the 2nd half.

  27. Kroenkephobe

    What a fucking goal. I’m humbled.

  28. The Real Vieira Lynn

    if Saka can somehow unleash his inner Salah it could be ours to lose, regardless of what City have on offer for the second half of the season, especially if Jesus can find his way back ahead of schedule

  29. Kroenkephobe

    Reminiscent – dare I say it – of RVP.

  30. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Tony—I concur with your thoughts regarding Marts…just imagine if he had Trossard making some overlapping/dummy runs on either side of him…no one needs to defend Xhaka with his back to goal, as he will never make a turn for goal, whereas Trossard presents defenders with a whole different set of problems…watching LIsandro score reminded me a bit of our former diminutive DM, Lucas, during his early days here…can’t allow the smallest guy in the box get the best of you with his head…tough pill to swallow on the heels of that stellar goal from Saka

  31. The Real Vieira Lynn

    to get the best

  32. Xhaka is too slow for this game.

  33. The Real Vieira Lynn

    personally I believe if we finish in first or second this season we should go all out for Bellingham instead of Rice…of course, I know that they’re fundamentally different midfielders, but Jude makes far more sense if we’re going to high press and play on the front foot; not to mention, homegrown and younger…this way we could get rid of Xhaka and then acquire a cheaper cover piece for Partey, who’s more of a defensive specialist

  34. So Martinelli is taken off. Unreal.

  35. Divyanshu Karan

    Are these people going for the draw..????

  36. Divyanshu Karan

    Ohh Fuck….just missed 😣

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