5-0 win and the not-so-subtle inconsistencies

5-0 win and the not-so-subtle inconsistencies

Well, we needed a win and we got a big one. 5-0 against any opponent is a great result irrespective of how poor the opposition is. Though, if you are thinking all is well now, you are on the wrong side of the fence.

Crystal Palace didn’t test us defensively. There’s nothing to talk about it. In the midfield, Jorginho’s assist to one of the Martinelli’s goal showed us why Thomas Partey was an integral part of our title chase last season. Declan Rice has been brilliant since joining us, but he either lacks those incisive passing or is restricted by the approach manager asks him to take. I am inclined towards later, because he was playing a much advance role at West Ham and was doing pretty well. We need better than that in the midfield.

Our first goal was a brilliant header from Gabriel. We have all missed to notice him as Saliba takes all the fame but he is as integral to the defence as anyone else. And he is still growing in that role. As they say, if you have nothing to talk about a defender, he has done a great job. Second goal should have been awarded to him, I have no idea why the Premier League decided to give it an own goal.

We were slow throughout the game, as if we were tired or saving energy for the future. As long as we win, I should not complain but we need to change gear in coming games. Third goal was a brilliant counter attack, Raya released the ball pretty fast and Trossard made sure to finish it. 4th and 5th goals were just the Brazilian doing his own thing; Martinelli decided to pay tribute to the Thierry Henry, twice under two minutes. Both were brilliant goals.

So, what’s the problem? In a 5-0 scoreline, your centre forwards remained goalless. Martinelli, who more often than not, hug the side line, drifted a bit to the middle and ended up with 2 goals.

We need a goal-scoring centre forward. There’s no beating around the bush anymore. Either that, or play Martinelli in the middle. Jesus is not scoring 20 goals a season for you but he can cover the wings and in a much better way than Martinelli or even Saka. Pep knew it, we can see it but Arteta needs to make that change. Also, once Thomas is back, please do not play him at RB to accommodate Rice and Havertz.

ESR got some minutes finally. He wasn’t great, nor was he bad. I saw him taking his trademark run with the ball but stopping suddenly in search of another player in red and white to pass. I mean what was that? For fuck sake, let them play a bit like humans and not machine. I may be wrong here, but Arteta’s reaction to Martinelli’s second goal was more of a ‘you are not doing what you have been told’.

I have some bad news, we haven’t done anything (yet) in the transfer market. I doubt if we have the money, but a CF would be great. There is no point keeping 2 world class GK, get rid of one. Eddie can fetch you some money. There’s no one else we can think of selling and can bring us some money. Cedric will probably go on free, so will Elneny. Lokonga, Tavares will finish their loans at end of the season and come back to us, giving some more headaches to Mikel. Marquinhos is back from his loan spell after we terminated it but either we find him another club or he will play in the U23.

Liverpool won without their 4 starting players. They sit 5 points ahead of us. Not good because a three horse race is even tougher to win. Mikel and Havertz can win something and I will eat the humble pie. Until then, I have my doubts.

Right, short one today. We are playing Forest next in a week’s time and Liverpool after that. A head to head game against Klopp will be a 6 pointer in current scenario and that would decide if we continue to be in the race. Hope you are doing well.

78 Comments

  1. Live score are showing Kiwior at LCB with Gabs rested. Midfield of Havertz, Jorginho and Ode. I think Cooper will be very happy because our left side is even weaker with Zinchenko at LB.

    Up top Trossard Replacing Gabriel, Jesus and predictably Saka wide right.

    Cooper’s Forest have a good 90 minutes of high tempo football in their tanks. It’s going to be an interesting game.

    This is an away game so there’s that to factor in as well as a laboured midfield with Jorginho pulling the strings to let Ode run free. With Zinchenko spending more time in Forest’s final third, Jorginho is going to be left with too much to do, that he is already too slow to do and always getting caught in possession too high up the field.

    Expect to see Forest cut through our midfield centrally and left side.

    I’m hoping rather than being more positive about a win, but we should nick an away draw.

  2. Kroenkephobe

    Fuck me – ESR starting, and an otherwise pretty strong line up.

  3. Kroenkephobe

    Hi Tony
    I think Live Score can be regarded as complete cunts when it comes to predicting team selections. Are you tuning in despite the late kick off? I think we’ll see a 3-0 win tonight (and therefore no transfers). Which is good – giving twatty more money is akin to buying a flamethrower for an arsonist.

  4. Marc

    TRVL

    Havertz’s salary is Ridsdale levels of incompetence – we’ll never be able to unload him without paying him off probably something equivalent to £250,000 per week or £13 million for each season left on his contract.

    To be honest I haven’t and don’t expect any inward buys this Jan – what has surprised me is Ramsdale hasn’t forced a loan move.

  5. Kroenkephobe

    Turgid, robotic uninspiring shit.

  6. Kroenkephobe

    Eighty fucking one percent possession and no real chances.

  7. Kroenkephobe

    It’s an absolute shocker how Arteta has completely fucked these players. No creativity, spontaneity nor real threat. And on and on and on.

  8. The Real Vieira Lynn

    far too often our front side players have their backs to goal in crucial positions, which was oft-times the case during the Wenger “pass into the net” era…for the love of God why aren’t we being more direct at times, especially with them being insanely stretched at the back and with ESR on the pitch…for some god forsaken reason we’re all about crosses into the box yet we don’t have anyone up top with a height advantage…maybe it’s so MA’s Kool-Aid crew will call for Havertz to be subbed in…fact remains, ESR was more noticeable in that half than Havertz has been at any point in his tenure…problem is most of ESR’s dummy/direct runs are being wasted in this sideways cricle jerk of an offence

  9. The Real Vieira Lynn

    you’re so right KP, this guileless and predictable brand of football is so not the way to title glory…we have one individual who can pick a pass, Ode, and he sees the ball very rarely compared to the likes of Zinchenko, and we haven’t a clinical finisher amongst us…I’m pretty sure that the whole Havertz debacle will continue to haunt us for the foreseeable future until we find a way to bring in someone who can manufacture goals on their own

  10. The Real Vieira Lynn

    I watched the Zirkzee kid from Bologna again the other day against AC and he’s got some potential, but I just can’t see MA favouring him, as he doesn’t look like a high press come back to defend kind of Striker…another interesting individual is Girona’s Striker, Dovbyk, who’s lit up La Liga this season…he’s 26, so it’s hard to tell if this is a one-off gig or not

  11. The Real Vieira Lynn

    maybe on the training pitch we should put pictures of Keeper’s gloves and defender’s legs in each corner of the net, as we have no problem whatsoever hitting those squarely on a continual basis

  12. The Real Vieira Lynn

    you have to be trying to miss to not score from that distance…Jesus in a nutshell…tbf Eddie would have hit a fan in the 10 row

  13. Marc

    Kroenke

    I’ve seen this kind of thing in sales – a piss poor manager joins a company taking over an existing high performing sales team. To look like he’s making a difference he changes things that have worked and starts to micro manage the team, when things get worse they keep doubling down, they then start to lose the best performers and replace them with “his people” who don’t make a difference and don’t last either.

    It all comes down to how much damage they cause before they’re shown the door.

  14. Kroenkephobe

    I knew there had to be a point to bringing Turner over to the PL!

  15. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Turner has been an absolute gong show at Forest, which speaks once again to MA’s inability to indentify talent…I can remember a whole host of Artetites praising Turner’s acquisition

    thank goodness for a couple timely gifts…we should be punishing the shit out of this team anyways

  16. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Marc—good analogy, as I’ve witnessed a very similar set of circumstances on multiple occasions

  17. The Real Vieira Lynn

    I give Nuno some credit for showing some balls by replacing Wood with a more counter-friendly Striker, as we know full-well that our gutless MIT would never dare to do such a thing, especially at half…unfortunately, little did he know that Turner was desperately seeking a way in which he could put his fucked up stamp on this fixture

  18. The Real Vieira Lynn

    I will say this, if MA were given the task of constructing a team that would never get boat raced, like against Bayern or United some years back, then he’s done a spectacular job…of course, who the fuck would ever provide someone with those exact instructions and likewise say spare no expense…talk about lowering the bar

  19. The Real Vieira Lynn

    how shitty must one be to have Jorginho taking you off for defensive reasons

  20. The Real Vieira Lynn

    Saliba was rather fortunate that he wasn’t punished for that in the box contact…even weirder was the fact they kept showing the wrong VAR clip

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